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15 May 2008 @ 09:06 am
Cancer Sucks! Black Dream goes to Santa Cruz  
Black Dream will participate in the "Cancer Sucks!" BBQ Carnival, benefiting Sean Keily who is currently fighting against leukemia and lymphoma.

The event will take place on Saturday May 17th from 11am to 5pm at
Friendship Gardens, Harvey West Park, 275 Harvey West Blvd., Santa Cruz, CA

We will be playing early (around 1pm, or so)
Click to see the flyer )
 
 
Mad Heathen
14 May 2008 @ 04:07 pm
Post-naturalization test  
One of our executives just came to my office, and of course he heard the news already.

So, he asked:
- Who is the president of the United States?
I answered:
- George W. Bush

And then he asked:
- Who is the next president of the United States?
And I answered confidently
- John McCain!!!

And he said:
- That was the right answer!!!  Congratulations with your citizenship!
 
 
Mad Heathen
14 May 2008 @ 01:50 pm
I had to surrender my Green Card ...  
... to immigration authorities this morning.


BECAUSE US CITIZENS DON'T NEED ONE!!!!!
 
 
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Current Mood: accomplished
 
 
 
Mad Heathen
09 May 2008 @ 08:52 am
Friday morning non-PC joke - 23  
Q: How would you call a Black man who does NOT run away from his kids?

A: Exceptional!
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Mad Heathen
24 April 2008 @ 01:31 pm
A very good point!  
via [info]ddaiter

"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer . . . and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman with big tits who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?"
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Mad Heathen
18 April 2008 @ 09:06 am
Friday morning non-PC joke - 22  


Barack says: "Ouch!   This dick looked so tiny, but it feels so HUGE when it is in my ass"

Or maybe, he's just showing how much of experience he has?
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Mad Heathen
08 April 2008 @ 08:54 am
An Absolute Fuck-Up  
Vodka Maker Apologizes for Ad Depicting Southwest as Part of Mexico

That's a very interesting marketing idea, I must say.

Maybe they should consider an ad, targeted for Germany, and showing its map in 1942?
Or maybe Middle East without Israel?  For this one, though, they'll have to come up with a Muslim alcohol free edition of their vodka.   But they have been already moving to this direction lately.

Good luck trying to sell your crap to Mexicans.  They've got their own tequila, and they don't give a fuck about your shit.
 
 
Mad Heathen
04 April 2008 @ 08:59 am
Friday morning non-PC joke - 21  
Let's get away from politics for a change.

Q: Why Asian women often prefer marrying non-Asian men?

A: They are sure that their husbands will NOT cheat on them with other Asian women. 
Because there's no point to do this: all Asian women look the same!
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Mad Heathen
02 April 2008 @ 09:02 am
Taxes  
Dear friends.
Please, pay your taxes as soon as possible.
US Treasury is running out of money, because they just sent me my refund!
 
 
Mad Heathen
27 March 2008 @ 02:50 pm
An effective way to learn Australian!  
Here
 
 
 
Mad Heathen
18 March 2008 @ 09:49 pm
Updated 2007 pictures  
Added pictures taken during our interview at the UV Santa Cruz radio station: http://www.blackdreamband.com/pictures_2007.html

 
 
Mad Heathen
14 March 2008 @ 10:49 pm
New pictures  
Just added a bunch of pictures to the website
http://www.blackdreamband.com/pictures_2007.html
 
 
Mad Heathen
14 March 2008 @ 10:27 am
Friday morning non-PC joke - 20  
I've been slacking for almost a month, so here goes:


Germany.  Two old men are sitting in a pub, drinking beer, and talking to each other.

- Hans, have you heard that Americans discovered an ape that can talk?!  Just like human!!!

- Ja-ja, I heard that!   A lot of them actually want this ape to become their next president!!!
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Mad Heathen
12 March 2008 @ 11:38 pm
It was a great show!  
 
 
Mad Heathen
02 March 2008 @ 08:51 pm
Black dream in Bottom of the Hill: Tuesday March 11th  
We are playing a show at the legendary Bottom of The Hill (voted the best rock club by SF Bay Guardian in 2007)!
Located at 1233 17th Street (at Missouri), San Francisco, this venue hosted many great bands over the years.

The show is booked for Tuesday March 11th at 8.30pm.
Also on the bill are: Jokes for Feelings, and The Scratchies + possibly another band.
ALL AGES, $8

See you there
http://www.blackdreamband.com
 
 
Mad Heathen
19 February 2008 @ 01:59 pm
R. I. P.  

Egor Letov   09/10/1964 - 02/19/2008
 
 
Mad Heathen
14 February 2008 @ 11:10 pm
A new song: Voices in My Head  
It's been a while, but finally I managed to write lyrics that go well with a new guitar part created by Max Blackoute.
Uncle Lou thinks that this song is about him, although he usually starts drinking at 10am, not at 9am...

I don't remember
What is wrong, and what is right
But I do remember
That I love Bud Light
I have no feelings,
I never laugh, I never cry
The only thing I know:
I wanna get high

Chorus:
Voices in my head are on the loose
Voices in my head will always be
Voices in my head are asking for booze
They know what is better for me

It's 9 in the morning,
I'll get another 12-pack
My vision is blurry,
But I don't give a fuck
Chorus:

Bridge

I don't care about nothing
Fuck this family crap
That's my ultimate freedom
And I will never give up
Chorus:
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Mad Heathen
11 February 2008 @ 10:50 pm
Pictures from 2007  
Finally, Uncle Lou started retrieving pictures from his camera.
There's quite a lot of them, so hopefully I will create a new gallery on our website rather soon.

Meanwhile, enjoy this one, taken during our St. Patrick's Day binge. And no, I do NOT remember this moment.