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Xryun Porosyan
01 December 2009 @ 10:22 pm
Enough said...
 
 
Xryun Porosyan
16 November 2009 @ 10:56 am
 
 
Xryun Porosyan
13 November 2009 @ 02:17 pm
In general, I don't think that 10% unemployment rate is bad...

It could even be good for economy ... if those 10% of workers, who are currently unionized, would become unemployed.
 
 
Xryun Porosyan
06 November 2009 @ 10:53 am
... if we have army Majors like this one.

At least, he only had access to a gun, not to a nuke.


 
 
Xryun Porosyan
30 October 2009 @ 02:50 pm

 
 
Xryun Porosyan
28 October 2009 @ 06:12 pm
Feds: Imam Who Led Radical Islam Group Killed in FBI Raid

It would be nice to get Farrakhan as well.



 
 
Xryun Porosyan
28 October 2009 @ 08:16 am
Northwest Nap

A very deep sleep where you are unable to hear telephones, text messages, and even the Air Force.

Named to honor the two fine pilots from Northwest Airlines and there little "in flight snooze"




 
 
Xryun Porosyan
09 October 2009 @ 05:39 pm
You know, I've been stopped posting too many jokes about Obama because (let me repeat myself just once) if you say out loud "President of the Unites States: Barack Hussein Obama" - this would already sound like a good joke.  Adding anything on top of it would be redundant.

Anyway, here it is: Nobel Committee Rewards Obama For Not Being Bush
Sounds like a headline from The Onion, seriously!

 
 
Xryun Porosyan
03 October 2009 @ 10:32 am
... and so we are doing it again coming Thursday October 8th!



 
 
Xryun Porosyan
24 September 2009 @ 10:28 am
Today is 250th Anniversary of Guinness!  
This is not my favorite beer, but it is still quite decent, so I am definitely going to have a pint, or two, maybe even five tonight.

Let's hope that great Irish brewers will keep producing this beer for 250 years more!
Or until Muslims become the majority in Europe and outlaw brewing altogether...
 
 
 
Xryun Porosyan
10 September 2009 @ 11:06 am

I could imagine how these guys would have covered our "DUI is not a crime" :)
 
 
 
Xryun Porosyan
07 September 2009 @ 11:17 pm
Union 69!
Recorded live during our practice, using a single microphone.
Vocals, unfortunately are not loud enough but my new Reverend Daredevil definitely is :)

http://maxjperez.com/music/black_dream/2009_08_02/union_69.mp3

Times have changed in the music world
Corporate whores are calling all the shots
Major labels suck
They don't give a fuck
They just want to make another buck

    We are Union 69!
Raise your hands, jump onstage!
We are Union 69!
Bring back the real punk days!
Punk is played by a bunch of queers Who'd rather drink Champagne instead of beer Stupid emo kids Roaming the streets Where punks completely disappeared You support us, what else do we need? No money? We don't give a shit! We will be around In the underground Torturing your brains with our sound!

 
 
Xryun Porosyan
04 September 2009 @ 04:12 pm
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How true!!!

 
 
Xryun Porosyan
27 August 2009 @ 01:33 pm
"Ted deserved a shot of his own"
 
 
 
Xryun Porosyan
03 August 2009 @ 08:02 pm
Once again, we are going to play at the underground Dreamland Community Center  (22449 Foothill Blvd, Hayward CA)
this Saturday, August 8th, at 8pm.

Also on the bill are:
THE BRUXERS (San Jose, CA)
LORD GREEN (Quad Cities, IL)
DRIVIN  BY PIGS (San Jose, CA)

See you there!
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Xryun Porosyan
30 July 2009 @ 10:21 am
That's quite surprising. http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/07/30/obama-seeks-cap-race-dispute-beer-summit-professor-cop/
Although, what the fuck do I know?  Maybe it DOES taste well with arugula salad and lobsters?

Also, I am almost sure that if Obama new anything about beer, he would rather prefer this one

 
 
Xryun Porosyan
15 July 2009 @ 10:21 pm