Black Dream will participate in the "Cancer Sucks!" BBQ Carnival, benefiting Sean Keily who is currently fighting against leukemia and lymphoma.

The event will take place on Saturday May 17th from 11am to 5pm at
Friendship Gardens, Harvey West Park, 275 Harvey West Blvd., Santa Cruz, CA

We will be playing early (around 1pm, or so)
( Click to see the flyer )

One of our executives just came to my office, and of course he heard the news already.

So, he asked:
- Who is the president of the United States?
I answered:
- George W. Bush

And then he asked:
- Who is the next president of the United States?
And I answered confidently
- John McCain!!!

And he said:
- That was the right answer!!!  Congratulations with your citizenship!

... to immigration authorities this morning.


BECAUSE US CITIZENS DON'T NEED ONE!!!!!

Q: How would you call a Black man who does NOT run away from his kids?

A: Exceptional!

via ddaiter

"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer . . . and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman with big tits who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?"

Barack says: "Ouch!   This dick looked so tiny, but it feels so HUGE when it is in my ass"

Or maybe, he's just showing how much of experience he has?

Vodka Maker Apologizes for Ad Depicting Southwest as Part of Mexico

That's a very interesting marketing idea, I must say.

Maybe they should consider an ad, targeted for Germany, and showing its map in 1942?
Or maybe Middle East without Israel?  For this one, though, they'll have to come up with a Muslim alcohol free edition of their vodka.   But they have been already moving to this direction lately.

Good luck trying to sell your crap to Mexicans.  They've got their own tequila, and they don't give a fuck about your shit.

Let's get away from politics for a change.

Q: Why Asian women often prefer marrying non-Asian men?

A: They are sure that their husbands will NOT cheat on them with other Asian women. 
Because there's no point to do this: all Asian women look the same!

Dear friends.
Please, pay your taxes as soon as possible.
US Treasury is running out of money, because they just sent me my refund!

Added pictures taken during our interview at the UV Santa Cruz radio station: http://www.blackdreamband.com/pictures_2007.html

Just added a bunch of pictures to the website
http://www.blackdreamband.com/pictures_2007.html

I've been slacking for almost a month, so here goes:


Germany.  Two old men are sitting in a pub, drinking beer, and talking to each other.

- Hans, have you heard that Americans discovered an ape that can talk?!  Just like human!!!

- Ja-ja, I heard that!   A lot of them actually want this ape to become their next president!!!

We are playing a show at the legendary Bottom of The Hill (voted the best rock club by SF Bay Guardian in 2007)!
Located at 1233 17th Street (at Missouri), San Francisco, this venue hosted many great bands over the years.

The show is booked for Tuesday March 11th at 8.30pm.
Also on the bill are: Jokes for Feelings, and The Scratchies + possibly another band.
ALL AGES, $8

See you there
http://www.blackdreamband.com

It's been a while, but finally I managed to write lyrics that go well with a new guitar part created by Max Blackoute.
Uncle Lou thinks that this song is about him, although he usually starts drinking at 10am, not at 9am...

I don't remember
What is wrong, and what is right
But I do remember
That I love Bud Light
I have no feelings,
I never laugh, I never cry
The only thing I know:
I wanna get high

Chorus:
Voices in my head are on the loose
Voices in my head will always be
Voices in my head are asking for booze
They know what is better for me

It's 9 in the morning,
I'll get another 12-pack
My vision is blurry,
But I don't give a fuck
Chorus:

Bridge

I don't care about nothing
Fuck this family crap
That's my ultimate freedom
And I will never give up
Chorus:

Finally, Uncle Lou started retrieving pictures from his camera.
There's quite a lot of them, so hopefully I will create a new gallery on our website rather soon.

Meanwhile, enjoy this one, taken during our St. Patrick's Day binge. And no, I do NOT remember this moment.